Make README Funnier

[SamStenner]

This pull request enhances the humor in the README.md file to make it more engaging for users. Key changes include:

• Updated the title to reflect a humorous take on the app's comfort level.
• Added witty remarks about the app's improvements compared to an ex.
• Made the download section more playful, emphasizing the fun of using the app at work.
• Renamed the 'What's New' section to highlight the app's evolution in a light-hearted manner.
• Included funny descriptions of the app's features, making it relatable and entertaining.

These changes aim to create a more enjoyable reading experience while still providing essential information about the app.

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This pull request was co-created with Cosine Genie

Original Task: Dawn/48057b0sxnkf
Author: Sam Stenner