Fuck/fuck semantic versioning

.husky/pre-commit

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+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+# Auto-update version to CalVer+ShortSHA format (YYYYMMDD-SHA)
+
+# Get current date in YYYYMMDD format
+DATE=$(date +%Y%m%d)
+
+# Get previous commit short SHA (HEAD if exists, otherwise use initial)
+if git rev-parse --verify HEAD >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+  SHA=$(git rev-parse --short HEAD)
+else
+  # For initial commit, use placeholder
+  SHA="initial"
+fi
+
+# New version
+NEW_VERSION="${DATE}-${SHA}"
+
+# Get current version from package.json
+CURRENT_VERSION=$(node -p "require('./package.json').version")
+
+# Only update if version has changed
+if [ "$CURRENT_VERSION" != "$NEW_VERSION" ]; then
+  echo "Updating version: $CURRENT_VERSION → $NEW_VERSION"
+
+  # Update package.json version using Node
+  node -e "
+    const fs = require('fs');
+    const pkg = require('./package.json');
+    pkg.version = '$NEW_VERSION';
+    fs.writeFileSync('package.json', JSON.stringify(pkg, null, 2) + '\n');
+  "
+
+  # Update package-lock.json
+  npm install --package-lock-only --silent
+
+  # Stage the updated files
+  git add package.json package-lock.json
+fi
+
+# Run tests
+npm test

package.json

@@ -1,18 +1,20 @@
 {
   "name": "foaas",
-  "version": "2.4.0",
+  "version": "20260316-a33ab98",
   "description": "Fuck Off As A Service",
   "main": "lib/server.js",
   "scripts": {
     "start": "node lib/server.js",
     "test": "nyc --reporter=lcov --exclude=spec jasmine",
-    "coverage": "nyc report --reporter=text-lcov | coveralls"
+    "coverage": "nyc report --reporter=text-lcov | coveralls",
+    "prepare": "husky"
   },
   "repository": "git@github.com:doomcrewinc/foaas",
   "author": "Tom Cully / doomcrewinc",
   "license": "WTFPL",
   "devDependencies": {
     "coveralls-next": "6.0.1",
+    "husky": "^9.1.7",
     "jasmine": "^6.0.0",
     "nyc": "^17.1.0"
   },