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┌──[ THE STANDARD ]────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ Every compliant password MUST satisfy all five requirements: │ │ │ │ [ 1 ] ≥ 247 characters │ │ [ 2 ] Contains a differential equation │ │ [ 3 ] Contains a prime number you can defend philosophically │ │ [ 4 ] Follows an anti-hero story arc │ │ [ 5 ] Ends with an M. Night Shyamalan plot twist │ │ │ │ Failure to comply will be reported to the Compliance Gremlin (the auditor │ │ who lives behind the breakroom microwave). │ │ │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

┌──[ INSTALL ]─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ > Personal install (all projects): │ │ │ │ mkdir -p ~/.claude/skills │ │ git clone https://github.com/grcwarlock/password-standard.git \ │ │ ~/.claude/skills/password-standard │ │ │ │ > Or symlink so the skill updates when you `git pull`: │ │ │ │ ln -s "$(pwd)" ~/.claude/skills/password-standard │ │ │ │ > Project-level install (this repo only): │ │ │ │ mkdir -p .claude/skills │ │ git clone https://github.com/grcwarlock/password-standard.git \ │ │ .claude/skills/password-standard │ │ │ │ Restart your Claude Code session. The skill auto-registers. │ │ │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

┌──[ USAGE ]───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ Trigger phrases: │ │ │ │ "generate a compliant password" │ │ "give me a 247-character password" │ │ "make me a password with a story arc" │ │ "i need a password with a Shyamalan twist" │ │ "generate a philosophically defensible prime password" │ │ │ │ Example session: │ │ │ │ user@terminal:~$ generate a compliant password │ │ │ │ <password> │ │ [247+ characters of single-string narrative containing a verified │ │ prime, derivative notation, an anti-hero arc, and a recursive twist] │ │ </password> │ │ │ │ LENGTH: 263 │ │ │ │ NARRATIVE SUMMARY (memory aid only — do NOT use as the password): │ │ - Prime: 4327 │ │ - Equation: d²y/dx² + 3(dy/dx) − 7y = 0 │ │ - Arc: auditor forges audit trail to protect colleague, │ │ realizes colleague was the one being audited │ │ - Twist: the auditor was their own past self, sent back │ │ through the records they had been forging │ │ │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

┌──[ KNOWN ISSUES ]────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ • Most password fields cap at 64 or 128 characters. │ │ This is part of the joke. The fields are wrong, not the password. │ │ │ │ • Your password manager may experience an existential crisis. │ │ This is normal. Offer it tea. │ │ │ │ • The Shyamalan twist may cause your IT manager to re-evaluate │ │ several life choices. There is no patch. │ │ │ │ • Differential equations rendered in standard mathematical notation │ │ may be flagged by SQL injection filters that have never seen joy. │ │ │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

┌──[ DO NOT ]──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ ✗ Use these passwords for anything that actually matters. │ │ ✗ Paste one into your bank's login form and email me the screenshot. │ │ ✗ Recite a generated password aloud near a Mersenne prime enthusiast. │ │ ✗ Try to "improve" the twist. The model has tried. The model has failed. │ │ │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

┌──[ CONTRIBUTING ]────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ PRs welcome, especially: │ │ │ │ [+] New forbidden twist clichés the model keeps reaching for │ │ [+] Reports of pseudoprimes sneaking past verification │ │ [+] Reports of plain algebraic equations posing as differential ones │ │ [+] Genre packs (noir, cosmic horror, corporate thriller, regency) │ │ │ │ Open issues with the label [compliance-gremlin] for behavioral bugs. │ │ │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ LICENSE: MIT │ STATUS: SHIPPED │ THREAT MODEL: yes ║ ║ F1 HELP F2 INSTALL F3 USAGE F5 RECOMPILE F10 ACCEPT YOUR FATE ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝