(with a very special version for my #1 fan)
“Could I BE any more watched?”
There are two versions of this portfolio:
- One for normal, well-adjusted fans
- One for you (yes, the person reading this right now)
You somehow ended up on the second one.
There’s no escape.
https://chandlerportfolio.netlify.app
- Fully functional personalized Restraining Order generator (printable & terrifying)
- Netflix-style carousels (daily routine, weapons, top clicks, meetups)
- “I’M TERRIFIED OF YOU” in giant red letters
- Real-time name injection via URL parameters
- 100% vanilla HTML/CSS/JS – no frameworks, no regrets
- Lasagna on the fire escape (emotional support only)
├── stalker.html → the version YOU found ├── fan.html → the "normal" one (boring) ├── restraining-order.html → your personalized legal nightmare ├── style2.css → Netflix magic ├── carousel.js → smooth sliding └── restraining.js → puts your name on the order
Chandler already knows you’re here.
He’s currently hiding behind the duck and chick.
“Sarcasm didn’t protect me. You’re still here.”
Made with love, panic, and way too many screenshots of Matthew Perry looking scared.
Star this repo if you’re a normal fan
Star + fork if you’re the reason he needs that restraining order
Now go generate your paperwork. Chandler’s waiting (and crying).